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Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 1:27pm

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2017 @ 11:05am

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 8:39am

The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 4:44am

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 11:10am

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 9:31am

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 11:48am

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2017 @ 12:55pm

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 8:49am

Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 8:22am

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 9:38am

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 12:14pm

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 11:05am

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 11:11am

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 7:48am

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 7:56am

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2017 @ 2:08pm

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2017 @ 2:08pm

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 7:05am

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 6:53am

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2017 @ 10:44am

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 10:45am

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2017 @ 11:07am

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 9:10am

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2017 @ 9:08am

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2017 @ 7:51am

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 5:08am

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2017 @ 2:52pm

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:47am

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2018 @ 9:02am

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2017 @ 9:08am

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2018 @ 11:56am

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 8:01am

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2017 @ 11:12am

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 5:11am

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2018 @ 7:14am

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 9:41am

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2018 @ 12:03pm

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2017 @ 6:07am

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 7:07am

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2017 @ 10:53am

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2018 @ 7:47am

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2018 @ 10:33am

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2018 @ 12:37pm

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2017 @ 4:19am

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 11:35am

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2017 @ 5:29am

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 12:39pm

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 1:07pm

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 5:07am

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 11:22am

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2017 @ 5:41am

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2017 @ 8:41am

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 11:10am

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 10:01am

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2017 @ 7:25am

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2017 @ 9:23am

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2017 @ 7:25am

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 9:52am

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 10:03am

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 8:54am

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2018 @ 1:41am

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2017 @ 11:17am

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 12:39pm

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 10:11am

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2018 @ 5:38am

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2017 @ 10:50am

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2017 @ 11:04am

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2017 @ 5:46am

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 10:20am

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2017 @ 8:42am

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 9:58am

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 9:27am

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2017 @ 9:21am

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 10:01am

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 8:29am

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2017 @ 5:28am

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2018 @ 11:56am

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2017 @ 7:03am

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2018 @ 2:30pm

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 10:54am

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2018 @ 4:52am

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 8:46am

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 11:12am

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 10:35am

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2017 @ 6:40am

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 10:00am

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 11:14am

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2018 @ 1:51am

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 10:19am

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2017 @ 10:50am

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2018 @ 2:01pm

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2017 @ 8:47am

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 12:48pm

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 11:12am

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2018 @ 1:14pm

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2018 @ 1:14pm

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2018 @ 1:02pm

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2017 @ 7:51am

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 10:35am

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2017 @ 11:06am

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 10:11am

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2017 @ 11:39am

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2017 @ 4:47am

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2017 @ 11:36am

Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2017 @ 2:22pm

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2017 @ 2:02pm

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2017 @ 1:56pm

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2018 @ 3:46am

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 9:55am

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 4:29am

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2018 @ 5:48am

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2018 @ 11:37am

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2017 @ 9:53am

777

Win Fuel on the first try
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2017 @ 10:42am

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 9:28am

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2017 @ 5:13am

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2018 @ 7:14am

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2018 @ 8:43am

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2017 @ 8:15am

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2017 @ 4:54am

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2017 @ 1:33pm

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 8:26am

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 9:39am

Hangover from Hell

Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2017 @ 1:37pm

Cavern of Pain

Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2018 @ 5:05am

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2018 @ 4:53am



Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.

Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.

Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.

Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
0 / 30

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
7 / 500

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
0 / 20

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty

Skull Cracker

Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty

Grotto of Terror

Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty

Hollow of Horror

Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty