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259.9 hrs on record (170.8 hrs at review time)
CyberPunk 2077 is a Linear Action game with a mediocre story.
It was marketed as an openworld narrative driven RPG with consequence and story variation possibility.

This was a lie.

The Good:
Night city is beautiful, the action "can" be pretty fluid and fun (when the AI Cooperate and you ignore the perks in the skill tree that LITERALLY boost things YOU CAN'T DO)

The story is "ok" not bad, not amazing.

The Bad:
CyberPunk has nothing to do in it's open world aside from visiting shop screens and 4 bumpfuzzy cut scenes that are mostly the same, the game gains nothing by being open world except inflated travel to get from linear quest to the next.

Bugs and poor game design plague the game, from disappearing crowds of mindless AI, who can't even drive cars in reverse or react to having a gun in their face aside from the old cower and run animations from witcher III, cars might just fall from the sky, quest triggers might just not happen, and the game might just make you naked. Random but repeatable garbage.

Finally, the marketing promised much more, I could bring up examples of cut content that was still being promoted in June, but a simple google search will provide pages of evidence.

if you think to yourself $70 for 50 hours of bugs and an open world that is outclassed by grand theft auto 3 sounds like a good way to spend a weekend, go for it. Otherwise:
run.
RUN.
Posted 3 January, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
606.2 hrs on record (319.7 hrs at review time)
Would I recommend this game as a game? Absolutely! Rocket League is a great example of a simple concept with expert execution. Rocket car soccer/footie at it's finest. However the cosmetic change over from crates to blueprints on this latest update have muddied the water for a long time player like me. My 300 hours should be worth something, and while investing in 33 keys got me 33 items in the old system, 33 keys worth of credits in the new system gets me 3 items. Worst yet this is likely a tactical move by the company to gain good press in 3 months when they respond and lower prices for good clout. I see through you Epic Games!
Posted 8 December, 2019.
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3,477.8 hrs on record (2,835.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I shot a kid in the face and he said he'd ♥♥♥♥ my mom. This is a great game!
Posted 25 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
61.5 hrs on record (28.6 hrs at review time)
UNDERTALE offers a rare opportunity to matter again. In a sea of games that make you feel like a tourist, UNDERTALE will drag you into its story and setting emotionally and make you invested.

UNDERTALE is a fantastic example of "Good graphics don't make a good game." Although UNDERTALE uses a very basic 16-bit art style, it's got surprising detail in its backgrounds, and its style will grow on you after you leave the blandness of the RUINS.

It's overwhelmingly developed characters and soundtrack provide an amazing atmosphere that honestly is the most immersive I have felt in a while.

Unlike the recent installments of bigger named RPG style games like Fallout or Elder Scrolls, your choices actually matter in the UNDERGROUND, more than one would expect. UNDERTALE takes the decision making almost beyond the 4th wall; It's hard to explain without spoiling plot points. Suffice to say I was impressed. The actual combat in the game is fun and rather challenging. Sometimes it feels like a BAD TIME but that kind of challenge is very entertaining in my mind; it keeps me invested.

Worth every dollar, good job Toby Fox. Don't ruin this game with the next one, eh?
Posted 30 June, 2016.
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9 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
2.8 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Takedown: Red Sabre is a diamond in the rough for the tatical teamwork fps gernre, this game is highly underrated with it's two speeds of fast, and way too fast; this game will make you think twice about how to approach tricky terrorist situations when the A.I get stuck against a door and you are really scared they could open it or aimbot you randomly, never been so scared in my life. Great game, 7/5 IGN.
Posted 31 July, 2014.
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