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B2B 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:11pm 
Vin Diesel came to us after the owner abandoned him. He has been a little lonely and sad since coming into our care and is learning to trust again.

This big guy is a lot of cat. He loves people but does have a limit. He will let you know when he is done with receiving pets from his human. He would do best in a home with no small children. He is also nervous of loud noises.

Vin is looking for a cat savvy home.

If you are interested please come in and meet him at the Vancouver Shelter
B2B 8 Nov, 2023 @ 1:10pm 
Yep, and just imagine how many Malaysian (because that where the majority of the world's electronics cardboard comes from) old growth trees it will take to package one of those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Of course the payoff will be kicking back all smug with a tasty single malt (and a woman you can no longer get it up for) as a horrified orangutan races across the screen... on fire. Of course the 8k will show off those charred hair follicles... and make you wonder about your own. But for the man who has everything (except inner peace), how much is actually enough?
Grass 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:05pm 
I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my♥♥♥♥♥in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend. Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam. 11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking♥♥♥♥♥♥ We're looking to move in together in October.
Rem 16 Apr, 2023 @ 3:56pm 
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B2B 29 May, 2022 @ 10:54pm 
So i was watching rick and morty right, and it was just a casual night and i was just watching rick and morty. Well, out of nowhere the funniest ♥♥♥♥ happened. Rick and Morty, Season 3, Episode 3, 56 seconds in. At the time, this was happening, The scientist guy, Rick, was nowhere to be found. Morty tried to look for him but all he found was just a mere little pickle on the desk. You know what happened? He heard ricks voice, somewhere around the room. Morty used a screwdriver to flip the pickle over and...you’ll never believe this, IT WAS RICK! HE WAS A PICKLE!! I kid you not, he’s called PICKLE RICK! PICKLE RICK!!! LMAO!!!! I was rolling on the floor laughing! My chest was in pain and i almost felt that i was going to suffocate!! Funniest ♥♥♥♥ i’d ever seen, i’ll tell you that. Im still laughing thinking about it. Awww man, you had to be there. It was just so funny.