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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2018 @ 1:50pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2018 @ 12:53pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2018 @ 9:14am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2018 @ 2:55pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2018 @ 3:28pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2018 @ 3:37pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2018 @ 12:58pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 11:08am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 11:08am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 11:08am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2018 @ 9:35am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2018 @ 9:44am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2018 @ 6:25pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2018 @ 1:51pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2018 @ 9:53am

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2018 @ 8:15pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2018 @ 2:45pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2018 @ 5:30pm



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
2,448 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
49,475 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
23,854 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
4,701 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.