maldwigger
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18 Jan @ 10:08pm 
-rep salty bot wouldnt stop talking ♥♥♥♥ since warmup
Big girl 4000 18 Jan @ 7:32pm 
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brz 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:57pm 
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󠀡󠀡maldwigga 29 Mar, 2024 @ 12:02pm 
performing an action know in the orthotropic community as "mewing". Due to this simple action, I have mitigated the majority of the damage induced by my nocturnal oral tract respiration habits. Therefore, I believe that my unconventional self-pleasure method caused my eyesight to greatly deteriorate, but inadvertently saved my jaw and maxilla, hereby preventing me from developing long face syndrome.
󠀡󠀡maldwigga 29 Mar, 2024 @ 12:02pm 
Due to this my eyesight quickly deteriorated. in less than 4 years, my eyesight has worsened by more than 2 times. I am now legally blind. Although this is horrible news, my unorthodox method helped me, too. Due to this being my early adolescents, during my masturbation sessions, I used to rest my jaw on my pillow, closing them, and causing my tongue to be naturally placed on my palate. Due to such an action, I was essentially, all due to coincidence,
󠀡󠀡maldwigga 29 Mar, 2024 @ 12:01pm 
they eventually reached hundreds of hours every year. According to my calculations, it is highly likely that I have spent more than 5000 hours on masturbating. Due to my unconventional method, there was no comfortable way for me to view media. Therefore, I would rest my head, supported by my chin, on my pillow, and placed my smartphone, roughly <10 cm away from my eyes.