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ㅤ* When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
ㅤ* You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
ㅤ* I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".
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