To quote a good friend of mine, "I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality."

Chaos Gremlin ahead, please advise

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A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES

What a wonderful "egg." This very delicious vegan egg substitute looks, tastes, smells, and cooks just like real eggs. Makes a perfect omelet and scrambles into a most wonderful platter of eggs. Sprinkle with a little black salt for an even more authentic (sulfur) egg flavor. My only complaint is the price, and sadly, scarce availability. That being said, it was shipped with a cooling pack to keep the product cold in transit, and it arrived very quickly but spent a lot of time expressing very angry confusion over the carelessness of the postal service. Highly recommend!

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A slow, gentle morning skree in the distance. It is getting louder. They are approaching.

Run.