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4.4 hrs on record
the sheer amount of times you need to revisit the places you've been to is too damn high. you need to earn enough money to win the quest auction and the junk you get in each area is too scarce. it's also not fun that i have to wait 10 seconds for each customer to spawn in my shop to buy ONE item. you can only visit ONE location per day. after that you go home and sleep (which has some dumb unnecessary cut scene to take even more of your time). visiting a location also has a cut scene ON TOP of the loading screen. not a good game. i do not recommend.
Posted 29 May.
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1.7 hrs on record
the game felt dragging. running depletes stamina really quickly and it doesn't replenish. it only refills when you sleep which forwards the time. quests involve a lot of picking something up from the other side of the island and you can guess how many trips you'd need because you're gonna need to sleep and refill the stamina bar. resources are scarce. feels like a running sim more than it is a farming sim. save your money. skip buying this.
Posted 1 May.
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7.8 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
Received it as a gift. Pretty good. Uses AI art for backgrounds and for other NPC's. I don't know if it is possible to have an ending with one girlfriend only. I think the ending pushes you to pursue all four women and have a polyamorous relationship with them- that typical harem ending where MC marries everyone.

Recommend? I guess if you're looking for virtual girlfriends..?
Posted 26 February.
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4 people found this review helpful
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23.4 hrs on record
The art is cute but that's the only thing good about it. Progress is gatekept by a lot of things. There isn't a lot of freedom when it comes to customizing, upgrading, and managing your shop. Actually, there isn't a lot of freedom in general.
Posted 9 November, 2023.
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55.6 hrs on record (25.2 hrs at review time)
It's good. I can't complete normal day length with enemies on though.
Posted 21 April, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
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30.0 hrs on record (29.7 hrs at review time)
Three things you need to know before buying this game:

1. Before you get to the "final ending" of the game, you're gonna have to do the same run 5 times. As in, wake up as the hero, grind, level up, collect loot, and defeat Mormo. You're gonna have to repeat the same cycle for 5 times before reaching the end-game boss. The game makers can make games and make good graphics but cannot write stories for sht.

2. The "final ending" is a boring, poorly-written, absolutely anti-climactic exposition where they say that you're FATE, the god who plunged the land into chaos or some sht

3. It is very time-bound, meaning there's a time limit and there is no way to remove the time limit; even having beaten the game, apparently.

TL;DR I do not recommend this game unless you like arcade-type of games.
Posted 11 March, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
I like Raft, Stranded Deep and The Forest but
WHAT IS THIS GAME?? 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
I was so misled LOL

That "EXPLORATION" tag should be removed what the hell. There is essentially NOTHING to explore and NOTHING TO DO! Unskippable cutscenes. Sick and useless brother. Cardboard movement. No needs to tend (like hunger or sleep). No crafting. Nothing.

It's a climbing simulator in which you ride your boat, climb the building, fetch the box on top of specific buildings to fix your broken brother. RINSE REPEAT!

That's it. That's the game. I wish I could say that the visuals are stunning and compensates but NO.

I do not recommend buying this. 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
Posted 8 February, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
48.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
"ESCAPE TOGETHER" but you don't really escape together since you just crash into another airplane..

Game released 2015. Now 2022 and still "early access"
Wait 70 years and still probably early access.
Anyway, the game is still kinda buggy. Cardboard movements. If you play survival games for the story; this has no story. Better get The Forest instead or Raft.
Posted 10 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
98.4 hrs on record (44.4 hrs at review time)
Open world ✅
Co-op ✅
Base building ✅
Survival ✅
Crafting ✅
Hunting ✅
Combat ✅
Disturbing theme and storyline ✅
Posted 23 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
436.5 hrs on record (281.7 hrs at review time)
ONE OF THE BEST, if not the best, indie games out there.
And I have bought and played similar games like My Time at Portia,
Craftopia, Hokko Life, Harvest Moon, Starbound, and No Place Like Home.
The games I have mentioned cannot even compare to Stardew Valley.

I highly recommend this game since it's not even expensive.
It is very much worth the full price. Get it on sale if you want to spend money
(you won't be saving a lot during sale anyway).

What's in the game? You probably already know.

tl;dr
10/10 great game. get it. it's absolutely worth the money.
Posted 14 July, 2021. Last edited 25 November, 2021.
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