Recent reviews by herrschweissmann

this game is wonderful
i love how much better it is compared to the csgo that came before it
some of the mechanics totally work and aren't broken at all
some of the menu items and layouts are totally not cumbersome and more complicated to use unlike what we previously had
multiplayer with friends totally works and doesn't kick me out everytime a game loads
it totally doesn't run like a bag of aids on my fully built pc
the people on this game totally aren't a bunch of cheaters
csgo is totally inferior compared to this masterpiece of a game
i definitely agree with the fact that they replaced csgo instead of making the g o d d a m n e d game its own separate thing instead because that's too sensible

and most importantly, im totally not being sarcastic at all
and i haven't said "totally" enough because of how good this game is