My life is declining falling into turmoil my goldfish cries himself to sleep I was robbed they took all my hot pockets and cool ranch Doritos and when i tried to hang myself the noose would refuse to even touch me when I tried to kill myself via dank memes I did not die but my ears have been raped beyond repair and I was put in a trauma center to recover but I was put in a room with big bubba now my butt hole has been divided by zero then I was kidnapped by the Minecraft YouTubers and they would harass me and play sweatshirt nonstop and now I am working for Santa in his sweatshop where I am his slave If you can read this send help and maybe a banana.


"If you are a girl, please talk to me. I crave human interaction. I haven't been loved in all my 64 years of living. Please any ladies with really fat tits and/or ass please hml."

-3 smackaroos



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