+rep LGBTQ2++ supporter

fking ♥♥♥♥♥♥ i swear to god

You didn't ask? That's amazing, are you a dictator? A god? The most important person in the world? No? Then why would you say that like it matters? "I come out as a homosexual, this is really hard for me and I hope you respect that." "Did I ask?" no, you did not ask, we couldn't care less if you asked, you are nothing compared to the universe. Do you think your opinion holds a higher meaning than anyone else's? You could've said anything, something creative, even an ok or you not saying a word would be better than the phrase "Did I ask?" we get it, you never asked, but did anyone ask about you asking? Even if you said that you traveled the world to find out who asked, who asked you to do that? You didn't ask for their opinion, but nobody asked if you care at all. You aren't creative or smart. Even a caveman grunts and ooga boogas would be better than that phrase. Now stop pretending to be a god and go back to school to learn how to respect people

"I am a Dream stan... and this (grabs phone) is my weapon. (lays both hands covetously on phone) She weights 150 kilograms and fires 200 dollar, custom-tooled death threats at 10.000 words per minute. (looks intently at viewer) It costs 400.000 dollars to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds.

(Laughs)

(Checks the screen of phone) Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, (sniff) maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart Twitter logic."

(Holds up the phone screen to the camera as you hear the sound of stans cancelling someone's entire life for not liking them)

(Devastates people minding their businesses with his logic on Twitter)

(Dream speedrun music plays)

"Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Die some more!"

(End of the script)

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