alias "+ju" "+jump
alias "+ja" "-attack; -attack2"
alias "+jum" "-jump"
bind "x" "+ju; +ja; +jum"

cl_bob_lower_amt "21"
cl_bobamt_lat "0.33"
cl_bobamt_vert "0.14"
cl_bobcycle "0.98"
cl_hud_background_alpha "0.600000"
cl_hud_bomb_under_radar "1"
cl_hud_color "2"
cl_hud_healthammo_style "0"
cl_hud_playercount_pos "0"
cl_hud_playercount_showcount "0"
cl_hud_radar_scale "1.044041"
hud_scaling "0.850000"
hud_showtargetid "1"
cl_righthand "0.000000"
cl_color "0"
cl_radar_always_centered "1"
cl_radar_icon_scale_min "0.6"
cl_radar_rotate "1"
cl_radar_scale "0.300000"
cl_radar_square_with_scoreboard "1"

cl_crosshair_drawoutline "0"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio "0.35"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod "1"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod "0.5"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist "7"
cl_crosshair_friendly_warning "1"
cl_crosshair_outlinethickness "1"
cl_crosshair_sniper_show_normal_inaccuracy "0"
cl_crosshair_sniper_width "1"
cl_crosshair_t "0"
cl_crosshairalpha "200"
cl_crosshaircolor "1"
cl_crosshaircolor_b "50"
cl_crosshaircolor_g "250"
cl_crosshaircolor_r "50"
cl_crosshairdot "0"
cl_crosshairgap "-1.596189"
cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue "0"
cl_crosshairsize "1.350012"
cl_crosshairstyle "4"
cl_crosshairthickness "0.100000"
cl_crosshairusealpha "1"
cl_fixedcrosshairgap "3"
cl_viewmodel_shift_left_amt "1.5"
cl_viewmodel_shift_right_amt "0.75"
viewmodel_fov "60"
viewmodel_offset_x "1"
viewmodel_offset_y "1"
viewmodel_offset_z "-1"
viewmodel_presetpos "1"
viewmodel_recoil "1.0"

mp_autoteambalance 0; mp_maxmoney 60000; mp_startmoney 60000; mp_buytime 9999;
mp_buy_anywhere 1;mp_restartgame 1;
mp_roundtime 60; mp_roundtime_defuse 60;sv_grenade_trajectory 1; sv_grenade_trajectory_time 10; sv_showimpacts 1; mp_limitteams 0
mp_autoteambalance 0; mp_maxmoney 60000; mp_startmoney 60000; mp_buytime 9999; mp_buy_anywhere 1; mp_restartgame 1

Boner physics Lesson :
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.