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Nice for the princess
to invite us over for
a picnic, Eh Luigi?

Boo boo dibbity dibbity

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ penits ♥

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Jabroni Mike? More like Jabroni ♥♥♥, amirite?

semen

♥♥♥

im big fans from asia

just wanted to say as a long time viewer (and steam friend) that you're a great streamer, never change mike

hey good stuff mike, keep up your work man. You da best

Penids

https://youtu.be/YKMBz_vfNkI Watch this Mike, it's an epic video!

welcom to the fam'ly

Pengis

Peins

its been a while since i said something on here so hi mike i love you

Why is your profile comments filled to the brim with strange emoji rhyme stories?

Hey mike you are pretty rad. keep up the great content. you are still better at vidya then vinny.

Daddy 👨 touches ✋ my 👧 thicc ass 🍑

He 👨 tells 🗣️ me 👧 I'm a pretty 👸 lass

Puts his penis 🍆 in ➡️🍑⬅️ my butt😍😫😥

Oh my god ➕, I'm such a slut! 💃💦

Mommy 👩 sees 👀😲 us, and she's mad 😡😠😤

"I'm sorry 😓😔hun, the sex 🍑🍆💦 was bad!" 👎🔚

Mommy pulls out ⬆️ guns 🔫 akimbo 🔫👩🔫

Because she hates 😲😠 her little bimbo 👧

The Cummies 💦 are dripping ⬇️💧from my hole 🍑

I can't 🙅 stop working 😩😫💪 on Daddy's 👨 pole 💈😫

Mommy 👩 shoots 🔫, her shots all miss 😂

Daddy 👨 and I 👩 share a special ☄️ kiss 💋

One ☝️ round left 👈, Mommy 👩 takes the gun 🔫

She rests 💤 the barrel 🛢️ on her tongue 👅

"Goodbye 👋 world 🌍, and goodbye 👋 cheater! 👨

I hope you're happy ☺️😄 with your stupid 📖🚫 wife 👩 beater!" 👊

The gun 🔫 goes bang 💥, Mommy 👩 dies 💀☠️⚰️

But we 👨👧 don't 🚫 care, Daddy 👨 just sighs 🌬️😤

No 🚫 thoughts 💭 in her 👩 head 💆, no 🚫 blood 💉 in her heart ➡️♥️⬅️,

"That stupid 📖🚫 ♥♥♥♥♥ 💃 can't 🚫 tear us apart." 💖💕💓

If my McChicken👌🍗🍔

and my girl😍👰

both drowning😱🌊

and I could only save one😤😬

Catch me at my girls funeral😔👻🌹

Cuz im lovin' it💯🔥😎

its been a while since i put a ♥♥♥♥ on here so i just thought i should contribute love ya mike

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you have exactly 1000 games you fat ♥♥♥♥

sincerely love and appreciate you bub <3

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to invite us over for
a picnic, Eh Luigi?

BOO!
Sorry did I scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈🌚 u kno what that means SLUT-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch ♥♥♥♥♥ but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest slut on the block 🌚😈🔮💯 you've been visited by the thottie ghost‼‼ if u don't send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜😉

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but Jabroni Mike makes life tolerable

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I love you mike

aight memes and penis ascii art aside, your music nd streams bring me a lot of comfort and happiness! i need to draw you some fanart sometime; its the best way fr me to show my appreciation :'^)

Love your streams Mike!

IT’S COCKTOBER 🍆🎃 U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWARENESS MONTH 😯🙆🏼👅 SEND THIS TO 12 OF UR CLOSET HOES 👭😈 THAT LOVE THAT ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃THOT-O-WEEN 🎃IS UPON US !! YOU ARE QUEEN👸🏿 OF THE THOTS!!! FORWARD THIS TO 7⃣ OF THE 🍆THOTTIEST🍆 THOTS 💁🏿 THAT YOU KNOW WILL GET SOME 👉🏿👌🏿 SOON !!! IF YOU DON’T, BE PREPARED 🙍🏿 FOR 6⃣9⃣ DAYS OF BAD LUCK ⚠️ 🍀

Mike i just want to let you know I really enjoy your streams and I hope you get a lot more attention in your career- not just in streaming- but also in your music. God bless my friend

IT’S COCKTOBER 🍆🎃 U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWARENESS MONTH 😯🙆🏼👅 SEND THIS TO 12 OF UR CLOSET HOES 👭😈 THAT LOVE THAT ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦

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+rep has a fire ♥♥♥♥

Happy🙌 SPANKSgiving🍑💥you tasty thot👅💦Get ready for a stuffing👌🏼I am thankful🙏for that ass👀just like the pilgrims🎩and the indians🏕you will gobble🦃gobble😋gobble✔️on that ♥♥♥♥😩🍆ONLY😤if you send📬this to BAD BIRDS🦃💦😎if you get 0 back you a mashed HOEtato😐 if you get 5 back you got a MOIST turkey 💦👅if you get 10 back you gonna be wish boned🍗❗️🍗If you don't😳send📩 this to 10 HOES👯you won't get ANY😱♥♥♥♥ for DICKember☃💋 and Santa🎅🏼 will be giving you COAL🌑⛏ instead of HEAD😈😏👅🍆

cream on my memes daddy

Enemy Slain Great Job!

>593 games
b r u h

what kind of loser has that many hours in ark, LMFAO FAM OMM FR FR FR 100 100 100

some special seeds dont actually disable achievements, but it's only the ones that have no positive effect.

Shipping Eyes_wide_Scunt!

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mike is cool

Apple. Dave.

Leaving this comment to say I knew you when you were small.