Recent reviews by Lyiico

i assure you 70% of my hours logged are from me falling asleep waiting for this game to load

IT'S A FREAKEN STRIKE EAGLE?!?!? WHAT ELSE COULD YOU ASK FOR

now this is the story all about how my gaming experience got flipped, turned upside down
and i'd like to take a minute, just sit right there i'll tell you how i became a person of a game called h3vr

"When I grow up, I wanna be a tumor."
~ Jim Meatsman, 2022

TL;DR
it's amazing
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-gun
-guns
-gunsss
-GUNSSSSSSSSSSS
-anthropomorphic hotdogs that say puns! (and then actively hunt and kill you)
-tacticool attachments, like a blowtorch that can be slapped on a picatinny!
-zombie sosig mode!
-grenades!
-make mistakes with grenades!
-wide assortment of GUNSSSSSSSS, from a historic crank-activated gatling gun to a handheld m2 hmg with the color scheme of the american flag!
-smol bullets and HUGE bullets!
-mag flipping!
-hit sosigs with magazines!
-stab sosigs with knives!
-hit a sosig with a body pillow! (yes, you heard me correctly, A BODY PILLOW) (WITH A SOSIG ON IT)
-blow up sosigs with frag grenades!
-blow yourself up with frag grenades!
-blind sosigs with stun grenades!
-blind yourself with a stun grenade!
-punch a sosig with brass knuckles!
-poke sosigs with pitchforks!
-be john wick, but more bootlegish!
-ammunition types! (hollow points, explosive rounds, firey rounds, ap rounds, or firey ap rounds! or tracers!)
-dance!
-sosigs bleed mustard!
-why hotdogs?
-take and hold, pretty much battlefield but better!
-throw sosigs!
-accidentally kill sosigs you don't want to kill!
-TotallyRealisticNinjaSmokeBomb
-bullet physics!
-be a true american!
-reload an ak like a spetsnaz operator!

-LOTS OF MODDING SUPPORT!
-LOTS AND LOTS OF MODDING SUPPORT!

Including:

-functional helmets!
-functional helmets with ballistic faceshields!
-night vision!
-thermal sights!
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national anthem of this game

*TINNITUS*

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

this game is absolutely fun, and this is why:

- weak and dorky ai
- amazing workshop support, ships and gameplay mods

- playermodel mods : wanna be a dude with a battle suit? check wanna be an astronaut that is part of team america? check
wanna be a prosthetic dragon? uhhh, check

- amazing damage model
- crap ton of parts
-sortof beeeeyoutiful graphics

11/10 understeering simulator

please for the love of god do not play this game
this is the game equivalent of a drug
it is terrible for you and yet you still can't stop playing it