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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 10:33pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 11:12pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 9:22pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2015 @ 12:15am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 8:10pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2015 @ 12:58pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2015 @ 11:57am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2015 @ 12:40pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 9:26pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 9:44pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2015 @ 6:53pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 1:39am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2015 @ 4:43am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 8:44pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 8:55pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2015 @ 3:06pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 8:42pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 8:04pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2015 @ 5:05pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2015 @ 1:05am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2015 @ 11:22pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 12:26am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2015 @ 5:24pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2015 @ 10:56pm

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2015 @ 5:28pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2015 @ 2:19am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2015 @ 3:23pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 11:09pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 10:55pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2015 @ 1:12pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 10:23pm

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2015 @ 5:40pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
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