Recent reviews by Ave Gloriosa

This purchase has saved my life.

To clarify, I am mildly autistic. Before purchasing this beautiful game I had spent most of my days yelling at my 63 year old mother to check if I had pooped myself and attempting suicide over arguements that I couldn't win on facebook. I had first heard of Digifish in 1998, but at the time I was very new to "PC Gaming" and was unsure if I wanted to spend such a high amount of money on a "Video Game".

Since I have started playing DigiFish, my false poop accidents have gone down by nearly 60%. I have also started gaining weight and have made plans to reach 400 lbs by the time I am 40. I have also stopped paying so much attention to internet arguements, as now when I get upset I can boot up DigiFish and pretend that the infinite sharks I can spawn actually harm the many kinds of fish.

The only downside of DigiFish is the lack of internet multiplayer. I would love to play with my father on the other side of the country, but apparently that is not possible unless I were to come to visit him personally, which my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASPERGIC MOTHER absolutely forbids, due to the child molestation charges.

I believe that, just like me, people can change. Maybe my dad will change, too, just in time for DigiFish to release multiplayer.