can u add me please ?

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Konata's blue wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me with a bit of drool in his mouth. I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."

He went silent, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, as I kissed him and stroked his ♥♥♥♥, he shouted, "Oh God, Konata!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to ♥♥♥♥ you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay," so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his ♥♥♥ off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."