♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ Jay is a Silly Sod ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥

"It's tingling...it's also breeding profusely." - Firebrand on his dingadoodle

"Doing web at home is so much easier at home." - Self-derp

"I've always spelled it with a ♥♥♥♥♥." - How to spell honour

"Behind is usually happens." - Ratz

"Do you feel betraying by slapping hands?" - Portal 2

"Smells like dominance." - On hugging

Hodor: "Let's play hide and seek!"
*hides in the corner*
Hodor: "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!"
Hodor: "Found you!"
Teset: "No"

"Where is Jack Sparnow?"
"We need to find Knack Spingo."
"Dong Django is in a jail cell."


2:49 AM - Jack: When I give you lunch I'll get a job.
Jack: ...
Jack: I need sleep.

Lunacakes: Sppon.
Jack of Hearts: Yep
Jack of Hearts: Sppon
Lunacakes: SPAWK LET'S SPPON
Jack of Hearts: CEPTEN
Jack of Hearts: SPEK
Jack of Hearts: HAHA

Firebrand ^ᴗ^: Oh, that's really great!
Firebrand ^ᴗ^: We should Skype!
Lunaqua: Yeah, we hosuhl!
Lunaqua: ......
Lunaqua: WHAAAAAT
Lunaqua: WHAT
Lunaqua: AWHJBAKJSFDSF
Firebrand ^ᴗ^: HAHAHAHHA
Firebrand ^ᴗ^: Please, on your wall xD

Firebrand: (>'`)<
Lunacakes: Err.
Firebrand: I tired okay?
Lunacakes: Tired.
Firebrand: Well
Firebrand: WOW
Lunacakes: You tired.
Firebrand: That's true
Firebrand: I am
Firebrand: I'll leave now
Firebrand: /derp

Lunacakes has changed their name to Lunacakes #SockOnTheDoor.
Firebrand has changed their name to Firebrand #SockOnTheDoor.


Firebrand: And then we exploded into candy and the world was happy
Lunacakes: *claps* Yay Mr. Christoffels! Tell us another one please. :D
Firebrand: Sit down kiddies and prepare your brain
Firebrand: So we
Firebrand: And then we
Firebrand: And that happened
Lunacakes: I have a question...
Lunacakes: Why were the windows on your van tinted? :c
Firebrand: I have a better question
Firebrand: Why did you call the police?
Lunacakes: That's what mummy always told us to do if someone touched our no no bits.
Firebrand: Well mummy is a big fat liar
Firebrand: You're also too young to be using phones
Lunacakes: Mummy isn't fat!
Lunacakes: And she gave us phones because she said she didn't have any time for us..
Lunacakes: *sniff*
Firebrand: Well come into my dark, dank house deary
Firebrand: I'll give you some cookies and then we can play together to make us both happy
Lunacakes: Okay Mr. Christoffels! *grabs hand* That sounds fun! What kind of cookies are they? *-*
Firebrand: They're vanilla cookies with extra jam inside
Firebrand: They may be soggy
Lunacakes: Mmm yummy! That's okay, the cookies mummy gave us were always stale and had green stuff on them sometimes. :c
Firebrand: Well I can assure you mine are the best
Firebrand: I put an extra bit of 'me' into them
Firebrand: It was hard work
Firebrand: I got a bit stiff too
Firebrand: Tried not to lose my head
Lunacakes: Yes it sounds like it was hard. I hope you aren't too tired. :(
Lunacakes: Can I help you make the cookies next time? :D
Lunacakes: Mummy would never let us.
Firebrand: Okay!
Firebrand: In fact, we can make some right now!
Lunacakes: Yaaaaaaay! :D
Lunacakes: How do we start?
Firebrand: Well first, sniff this and tell me if it smells like Chloroform...
Lunacakes: Hmm *sniff* Oh! It d-
Firebrand: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jack is rather mediocre.

Tenno out of ten.