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5.9 uur in totaal
♥♥♥♥ Sony
Geplaatst 5 mei 2024.
Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee Grappig Prijs
Niemand heeft deze recensie tot nu toe als nuttig gemarkeerd
106.6 uur in totaal (102.2 uur op moment van beoordeling)
We won bois
Geplaatst 5 mei 2024. Laatst gewijzigd 6 mei 2024.
Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee Grappig Prijs
4 mensen vonden deze recensie nuttig
164.6 uur in totaal (102.8 uur op moment van beoordeling)
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to take a look at himself in the mirror and wonder how exactly he reached such a place.
You have to truly ponder what decisions you have made along the way that brought you to the place of your final reckoning.

It is still unclear, even to me, why I purchased this game.
There isn't anything wrong with it, with those nudity scenes throughout it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize just how flawed you and the rest of humanity is.

What drove me to purchase such a game? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it?
When I look into the boundless depths of my own loneliness I see a pool of reflection. My face isn't there, there is no face. There are only tears in that pool, tears of shame and loss and confusion.

If it were up to me again I know I would purchase it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip through the countless window prompts so I can have a single morsel of pornographic images which are readily available online.
Yet, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I still chose to purchase this game and devote hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and just like the time I fear I may never find it again.

There is something broken within me, something that desires sensation beyond my reach, something that whimpers every single night with the knowledge that there is no true Princess, it is a merely an illusion.
In my pursuit to find meaning in this long life, I sought the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop up window on my computer.

I am unsure what the moral of this review is, I am unsure about my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the vast rot that has overtaken me
Geplaatst 22 december 2023.
Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee Grappig Prijs
2 mensen vonden deze recensie nuttig
4.8 uur in totaal (4.0 uur op moment van beoordeling)
You cannot have sex with Maye and Jessie at the same time. Missed chance.

Bring back Audrey, Momo and let us have sex with Kyu

also feels like a graphical upgrade but a large step back in terms of a charming game.
Geplaatst 13 februari 2022.
Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee Grappig Prijs
2 mensen vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
2,193.8 uur in totaal (1,463.8 uur op moment van beoordeling)
Friendship ender 2
Geplaatst 6 januari 2020. Laatst gewijzigd 17 november 2023.
Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee Grappig Prijs
5 mensen vonden deze recensie nuttig
201.3 uur in totaal (143.2 uur op moment van beoordeling)
yes
Geplaatst 28 november 2019.
Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee Grappig Prijs
2 mensen vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
4.0 uur in totaal (2.9 uur op moment van beoordeling)
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Geplaatst 1 juli 2019.
Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee Grappig Prijs
64 mensen vonden deze recensie nuttig
31 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
256.7 uur in totaal (175.5 uur op moment van beoordeling)
I tapped

Did not feel like a hero

0/10 Idling game false advertising

also no offline idling
Geplaatst 6 juni 2015.
Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee Grappig Prijs
8 mensen vonden deze recensie nuttig
9.7 uur in totaal
Microtransactions for gold, do not buy
Geplaatst 23 januari 2014. Laatst gewijzigd 23 januari 2014.
Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee Grappig Prijs
4 mensen vonden deze recensie nuttig
13.9 uur in totaal (4.3 uur op moment van beoordeling)
Worst multiplayer support ever, do not buy this game and hope ot play it with friends.
Geplaatst 11 januari 2014.
Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee Grappig Prijs
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