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Quazilla 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm 
what the actual ♥♥♥♥
i am psychopathic 8 Aug, 2021 @ 8:26pm 
We kept going like this until he finished in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It felt so good. I was so raw I couldn't even walk. I tried to get up but I just fell to the floor in agony. He's still here, watching me write this and kissing my neck. He's leaving tomorrow but I don't want him to go. I'll update you in a week everyone. Goodnight < 3 +rep
i am psychopathic 8 Aug, 2021 @ 8:26pm 
I blushed. How could I have been so stupid. If I had known he had wanted this I would've made him leave his pants at the door. I wish I had thought of that when he had seen me staring off. He told me that if I didn't want to do this, we didn't have to. I was so embarrassed. I wanted this so badly. When I was thinking he had put himself in the missionary position over me. I wrapped my legs around him and begged for it. He blushed and put his hand down my underwear. I became rock solid when he started dragging my underwear down. He flipped me over so my little boy ♥♥♥♥♥ was exposed for him in which he put his massive ♥♥♥♥ into. I moaned like a little girl and begged for him to stop, but he knew I was just into CNC.
i am psychopathic 8 Aug, 2021 @ 8:25pm 
You see reader, when I told you this story was bad, it was only to throw you for a loop. This man, Lukas "grenade" Vogel is now the love of my life, however, i'll explain all of that later. For now lets get back to the story. We instantly fell to my bed. Both of our cheeks were bright pink but neither one of us could see it. Our eyes were closed but I could feel the warmth of his cheeks because of how close his face was to my mine while we were making out. He reached his hand down my thighs and now after the latest series of events, I let it happen. He kept rubbing the front of my shorts. It felt so good when he told me to take my pants off. Of course I agreed. He sat criss cross apple sauce and watched me pull my shorts down. He talked about how good I was gonna taste, when he finally revealed to me this was the Smash he had always been talking about.
i am psychopathic 8 Aug, 2021 @ 8:23pm 
After that game, while we were queuing, he started groping my thigh. To be honest, I kind of enjoyed it. After all, he was pretty hot and I couldn't resist but be a little turned on by someone as hot as him wanting me. I flinched when his hand kept creeping up my thigh so I put my hand on his. I blushed and he smiled. He rolled his hot DXRacer gaming chair over to me and put his hand on my chin. He told me this is what he always had wanted and leaned in for a kiss. I was so startled that my eyes went wide and I blushed harder than I had ever in my entire life. He opened his eyes after doing something so bold like that, and it turned me on. How could he be so confident after doing something so amazing and so bold like that.
i am psychopathic 8 Aug, 2021 @ 8:23pm 
For the next week or so he was a very nice man, however, today, June 8, 2021, Everything seemed to change. He had gained enough of my trust to meet up in person. He came over to my house to play super smash bros, a game we had both found to have an interest in. However, which Smash he was talking about I hadn't found out until that night. When he got to my house he had revealed that he had brought his entire setup with him! Wow, this is amazing I thought, however what came next scared me. He set it up and made jokes about not liking my last name and how he should "change it," however, they were just jokes so I didn't think much of it at the time. He setup his PC next to mine and made another joke about how when we moved in together we could have our setups next to each other. We then played our favorite game together, Counter Strike: Global Offensive, when the AC went out so we took out shirts off. When I tell you we wiped the floor, I mean it. We were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ those kids in the asses.
i am psychopathic 8 Aug, 2021 @ 8:23pm 
Hello reader, you may have seen my more recent comments on his post and this is a sort of "follow-up," to my past comments. I decided to give this human scum one more chance. Let me introduce you to the one and only, Lukas "grenade" Vogel, the worst human that has ever walked on this Earth. Now you may remember some of his previous insults such as my least favorite, "faggy faggy poopy panty," however when I tell you it got worse, it got worse. You may notice my posts were very spaced out from June 25, to now, and this is simply because of the manipulation he pulled on me over a large amount of time to gain my trust only to hurt me in the end. Now let's get into the story. On June 30 I messaged him asking if he wanted to play the very fun game, Counter Strike: Global Offensive. I decided that I would give him another chance as he seemed to be a nice guy in the first game where we "wiped the floor." I was so wrong.
i am psychopathic 25 Jul, 2021 @ 2:26pm 
It absolutely baffles me how little respect and empathy this ♥♥♥♥ head has. I find myself to be a decorous person and when met with such an individual as him, I simply could not take it. DO NOT trust this man. He is evil and wants nothing but pain and rapture for this world and those around him. +rep
i am psychopathic 25 Jul, 2021 @ 2:26pm 
When I tell you I was mad at this comment, please know that I lost my ♥♥♥♥ on this decrepit man. I called him every name in the book even going as far to reuse one of his own insults. The insult in question was, "r-r-r-r-re*ard". He then said that I was unfunny and that I was not original, therefor had to reuse his own jokes! I then yelled at him saying things when I started to realize I had almost broken a tear. Almost as if he had a camera in my house watching me he said, "are you crying????". I broke down. I began to cry my ass off asking him to please stop making fun of me and that it hurt to be called a, "dumb dumb bubble gun butty poop". Tears were rolling down my body as if my eyed were a hotspring and the rest of me was the rivers it was channeling down. I kept begging for mercy, however I was only met with the occasional response of, "wahhhhh wahhhh wahhhhh"
i am psychopathic 25 Jul, 2021 @ 2:25pm 
This guy is the epitome of human ♥♥♥♥. I played a few games of my favorite game, counter strike: global offensive after randomly being put in one of his comp games. We wiped the floor so we decided to queue together. When the next comp game started, we were down horribly 0-5. He sat quietly like a psychopath until round six when he started when he immediately started calling me a "r-r-r-r-re*ard", a, "faggy faggy poopy panty", and a "dumb dumb bubble gum butty poop". This infuriated me as I am obviously none of those things. As a part of the lgbtq+ community I can tell you this was very disrespectful. I am very proud of my secsuality and the fact that someone would dare call me a, "faggy faggy poopy panty," is not funny and really demonstrates how quickly the human race is devolving. This, however, is not where it ends. My mother is a decorated war hero from the civil war, and when I told him this, he called my mother a, "crippy crippy tea dunking ♥♥♥♥♥". That's not even the right war
//yumeretta 23 Jul, 2021 @ 12:31pm 
i agree
i am manipulative 23 Jul, 2021 @ 12:22pm 
-rep fdoesnt like time imapala :steamthumbsdown:
i am manipulative 23 Jul, 2021 @ 12:21pm 
I am NOT on team corgi, this man keeps telling me i amm a furty and be carreful beczuse he might call youi a furry!! hes aslo a fat fat fat lard tub redditor asking me "how do you upvote on steam" :nerd emoji: ROFL
i am manipulative 23 Jul, 2021 @ 12:16pm 
This person was probably physically and mentally abused at school as a child hence their abnormal amount of hours put into games on steam, you can tell already by their profile picture that they have very little to no friends in real life, and spends their days forming fake connections with their internet friends who all realize just how much of a beta little B itch they are.
Nevertheless, I pity this person because the path that they are on now is one of extreme isolation and loneliness. I would also not be surprised if they suffer from the "nice person syndrome" that is to say, They are left wondering why no egirl\boy they try to swoon will send them suggestive messages and/or the nudes they so desperately desire. I wish you the best of luck in finding a partner, but also feel sorry for the partner that'll undoubtebly be even more mentally unstable than you to be stupid enough to fall for you. +rep
i am manipulative 23 Jul, 2021 @ 12:09pm 
I'm not a boomer. I am not a boomer. Do not f ucking call me a boomer ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least boomer people you have ever met. I make jokes about depression, mad f ucking f ucked depression. I am not boomer. I am not a boomer. Stop saying I am a boomer. If you were a boomer, I would have probably already punched the s hit out of you by now, but fortunately you are a zoomer whose body remained un-touched by my fat, meaty, fists because I AM NOT A BOOMER. If I was a boomer though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your face with my fists. Luckily for you, I am NOT A BOOMER, and you will have your virgin face remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the boomer here. You are a boomer, not me. I am not a boomer, and I will never be. If I was ever a boomer in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how boomer I AM NOT.
i am manipulative 23 Jul, 2021 @ 12:04pm 
rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
i am manipulative 23 Jul, 2021 @ 10:26am 
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ACIDRAIN 23 Jul, 2021 @ 9:56am 
bawlls
i am manipulative 27 May, 2021 @ 11:45am 
yo dim just dont be bad lawl
WolfKing115 3 Apr, 2021 @ 1:06am 
srry for that game man. If u ever see Get_right tell em hes a bot who needs to train and stop being so toxic as well being a loser and blaming his teamates for everything:lunar2019deadpanpig:
catto 7 Jul, 2019 @ 3:27pm 
<3
h. 17 Feb, 2019 @ 3:01am 
Congrats for winning giveaway