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6.0 hrs on record
I wanted Zmora to break my pelvis with a pipe wrench, instead last two levels broke my circadian cycle
Posted 18 December. Last edited 18 December.
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4.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
yea
Posted 28 November.
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8.0 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
This is basically half life 2 dlc for free, so nice...
Posted 19 November.
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1 person found this review funny
5.0 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
hydrated12's gargantuan ASS png in the end! Epic
Posted 12 November.
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20 people found this review helpful
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3.2 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Peak george droyd gameplay, microsoft secrets ghost will be exfiltrated at all cost. Fent levels optimal.
Posted 14 September.
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107.9 hrs on record (68.6 hrs at review time)
>wage several wars with a neighbouring empire throughout several decades
>takes plenty of time irl too
finally, their fleet power is inferior
>start final subjugation war
>not enough points to complete war goals because i didn't get enough armies ready for their planets
>status quo for 7th time
>neighbouring empire gets vassalized after a week by some distant federation
♥♥♥♥ my life
Posted 8 September. Last edited 8 September.
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62.1 hrs on record (39.4 hrs at review time)
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Posted 13 June.
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6 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Main game is locked behind a paywall, you need to upgrade your account status to "Legendary" which costs 15 "Redstones" which are conveniently sold for just 30 dollars, otherwise you can't go to highroller dungeons,(and use the marketplace,and have several characters...)normal ones require you to have gear of common quality or below (you basically get full uncommon set as soon as you finish with the first raid into a normal dungeon)
And they won't add gradation(uncommon gear or below, rare gear or below, you get it) to raids, it's either Normal or High-Roll, and from my experience, the latter was cancer 80% of the time where you encounter a group wearing legendary/epic gear and they wipe you and your buddies without a chance.
I think the intent here is clear, pay up buddy.
Posted 7 June.
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6.1 hrs on record
Insane rollercoaster of emotions.

After digging up fiberglass cables and directly intercepting traffic, I TRIED "To the Moon" title, which left me, Im pretty sure, in the same condition Im am now. So, I wanted more, and bought this amazing piece of videogame industry, and of course, it didn't disappoint.
Since both games are built like "detective" simulators, at some point you start to make a lot of assumptions about the nature of the stuff you are dealing with, personally I might have guessed a thing or two, but till it's reveal, I wasn't sure for 100% , this doesn't break story-telling and makes you feel somewhat more... immersed? The jokes are silly but still manage to bring a smile to a face, a couple of references to popular media, some general ideas that you can think of in the shower or on a coffee-break and as a bonus - nice quotes that you can put on your social media account :D. Anyway...

I don't count myself as being really sensitive to all this drama, but I did buy this game expecting to shed at least a single tear, and I did, maybe a couple. All in all... as I've said it above - great piece of videogame industry, amazing writing, nice visuals, and the last song... man, the way "Wish my life away" invokes feelings is indescribable. Completed it on one breath and don't regret the money I've spent on it. Go play it.
Posted 12 April.
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1 person found this review funny
160.7 hrs on record
I̶ ̶b̶e̶l̶i̶e̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶ ̶u̶p̶d̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶g̶r̶e̶a̶t̶,̶ ̶u̶n̶f̶o̶r̶t̶u̶n̶a̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶m̶e̶,̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶s̶e̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶s̶e̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶l̶o̶w̶ ̶-̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶r̶u̶n̶s̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶1̶4̶ ̶f̶p̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶m̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶m̶e̶n̶u̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶o̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶r̶a̶n̶g̶e̶.̶ ̶

PLEASE LET ME RUN THE GAME, I BEG YOU, THAT WAS THE ONLY GOOD FPS IVE HAD ON MY PC, YOUVE FORCED ME TO PLAY STALCRAFT NOW, ARE YOU HAPPY, GOD LEFT ME
Posted 12 February. Last edited 31 October.
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