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THE CURE

Kill the big bad RONA
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 12:57pm

I AM THE MANAGER

Kill Karen
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 8:11am

THIRD IMPACT

Kill Tesloborgelion
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 11:19am

DOUBLE THE EXCITEMENT

Kill 5 hostiles with akimbo powerup active
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 11:02am

GYMCEL

Kill 5 hostiles with steroids powerup active
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 8:14am

TRYHARD

Get 100% on any of the levels
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 11:25am

PSPSPSPSPS

Pet a cat
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:07pm

I AM CONFUS

Confuse at least 5 hostiles with piss
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 8:18am

HERPES GENITALIS

Burn at least 5 hostiles with piss
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 4:20am

IT'S BIGGER WHEN IT'S WARM

Freeze at least 5 hostiles with piss
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:07pm

PISSIMIST

Piss on Tesloborgelion boy parts
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 11:14am

WELCOME TO THE COLONY

Kill a certain group of hostiles in the forest
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 7:09am

RELOADING!

Use an ammo box
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 7:25am

CRACKHEAD

Use a health pipe
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:09am

GOD SAVE THE DUDE

Use portable armor
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:57am



TAKE THE BLUE PILL

Kill 5 hostiles with quick pillz powerup active

TINDER

Find all enemy codex entries

DREAM WITHIN A DREAM, WITHIN A DREAM

Find all location codex entries

SECOND AMENDMENT

Find all weapon codex entries

PREMATURE EVACUATOR

Finish any level below the speedrun threshold

NO, U

Reflect 10 projectiles
+5

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