1 - When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.

2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.

3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.

4 - When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.

5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.

6 - The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.

7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.

8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.

9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.

10 - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.

11 - Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.

12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.

13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.

14 - One time Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.

15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early