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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:33am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 11:43am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 4:00am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 12:42am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 10:37am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:51am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:58am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:05am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:08am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:17am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:33am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:50am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 9:46am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 7:23am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 12:50am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 12:50am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 12:50am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:06am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:50am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 11:30am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:05am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:05am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:30am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 12:51pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 9:29am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:08am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:43am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 10:48am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:18am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 11:13am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 2:25am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:59am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 10:15am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:53am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:33am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 8:04am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 12:16am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 3:14am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 12:18am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 1:00pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 10:24am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:57am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 1:03am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:20pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:17am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:17am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:17am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:10am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 11:10am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:06am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:32am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 11:25am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:13am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 5:14am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 2:15am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 12:36am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 9:51am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:37pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 6:51am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 10:04pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 6:06am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 11:40am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:23am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 10:29am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 2:52am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 6:47am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:08am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:09pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 12:36am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 11:39am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:35am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:53am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:53am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:46am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:34am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:02am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 5:02pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:53am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:18am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:52am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:59am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:45am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 8:04am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:57pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 12:53pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:40am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:40am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 1:27am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:17am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:49am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:49am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 6:51am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 12:23am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 6:34am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 6:34am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:08am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:12am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:47am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 11:41am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 3:06am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 11:11pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 9:54pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 5:14am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 12:12am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 9:24am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 10:10am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:58am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:53am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:14am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 7:18am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 7:36am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 7:18am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 8:13am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 7:36am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 8:58am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 11:23am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:29am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 3:36am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 8:30am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 12:50am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:50am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:47am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:46am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:06am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:55pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:59pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:59pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 8:29am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 9:00am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 9:00am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 12:25pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:19am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:50pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:24am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:01am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 1:33pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 3:35pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 2:30am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:53am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:53am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:23am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:14am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:37pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:01am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 8:14am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:24pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:55pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 9:59am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:09am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:27am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 8:10am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:06am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:55pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:22pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:59pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 8:29am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:46am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 1:21am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 10:10am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 9:24am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 9:09am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 3:14am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 7:18am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 8:14am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:09am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 11:05am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 9:49am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:59pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 2:07am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 9:06am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 9:17am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:02am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:51am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 4:13am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 12:55pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 8:30am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 11:05am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:52am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 10:20am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 11:22am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:03am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:55am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 9:30am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 9:30am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 9:30am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 9:30am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:40am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 3:44am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 3:44am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 5:19am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 4:38pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:58pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:58am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:22am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 9:08am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 9:51am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 2:45pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 2:30am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:01am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:59pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:02am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:27am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:22am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:55pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 9:06am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:02am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:30pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 2:07am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:02am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 11:59am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:17am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 9:59am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:35am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:49am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:04am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:56am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:03am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 9:35am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:02am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:09am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 9:42am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 9:22am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:35am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:56am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:34am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 10:42am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:19am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:13am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:18am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:52am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:32am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 2:45pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 2:33pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 3:53am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 9:59am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:09am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:43am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:09am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:47pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:44am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 9:22am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:56am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:51am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:13am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 6:47am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:42am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:29am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:59pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:46am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 12:35pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:22pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 10:40am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:27am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:22am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:56am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:48pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 12:19am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:01am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:02am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:26am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:44am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:04pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 12:49pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:21am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:16pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:05am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:55am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 3:28am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:47pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 10:57am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:38pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:38pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:46pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:47pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:46pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 7:27am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:09am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 6:01am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 12:58pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:19pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:27am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:34am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:51am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:55am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:09am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:26am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 7:44pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:42am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:17am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:02am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:01am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:18am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 11:26am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 9:22am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:21am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:24pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 5:57pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:19pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 11:35am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 2:34pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 8:26am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 2:01pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:06am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:19am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:03am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:33am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:18am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 5:42am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 8:27pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:36am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:36am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:02pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:20pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 7:19am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:36am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 8:22pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:30am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:48am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 6:03pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 3:30am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 3:52am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:24am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:19pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:20pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 10:19am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 6:14pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:36am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:07am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:56am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 2:08pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:28am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:02am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:18pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:55am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 3:10am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 5:46am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:28am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:58am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:47pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 6:01am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 5:57pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:18am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:01pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:01pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 12:49pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:32am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:42am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 9:24am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 10:18am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 6:01am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 5:57pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 7:29am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:19pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:19pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:24am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 5:19am



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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