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Hey bro, you cracked like an egg. Gave you the chance for just a kick, but you had to take the comp bad. Good luck in your next game.

-rep, might have schizophrenia or some sort of personality disorder

Hey bro, you cracked like an egg. Gave you the chance for just a kick, but you had to take the comp bad. Good luck in your next game.

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3 guys are in a cafe,

one says: I've got the smallest arm of the world!

another says: I've got the smallest head of the world!

last one says: I've got the smallest ♥♥♥♥ of the world!

The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.

First one goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!

Second returns happy too: I've really got the smallest head of the world!

The last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ IS JUSTIN BIEBER?

Ten Septims tomorrow, baby Battle-Born. Or I'm gonna bloody your nose and your lip.

Oh, hello there. I will stay behind, to gaze at the sun.
The sun is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent father!
If only I could be so grossly incandescent!

A+++++ trader +rep, minor schizo

Great Crucible player, props

Trash teabagging bot, thats why you wont be ♥♥♥♥ without arc battery and mindbenders

also addewd you for your karambit night ft wanted to offer on it you might like the offer ^^

Added about ★ Karambit | Night (Field-Tested)

Good stuf in Mordhau. You were always a handful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAdVvfcZw04

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When you have been awake a long time you are tired and wish to sleep, When you are old and weary living takes its toll so when it is time to say goodnight, why argue? It's not our place to argue. So when life says goodnight just respond 'sleep tight'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcbG1bUCG9s

What is Sunshine?

Sunshine is Tolki’s catchphrase. She says Shunshine when people post <3 in the chat. This is something we have done ever since we first started streaming. I told them Tolki would say the most adorable thing if they <3 the video (which is to follow) They loved it so much they spammed the chat with <3

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When you have been awake a long time you are tired and wish to sleep, When you are old and weary living takes its toll so when it is time to say goodnight, why argue? It's not our place to argue. So when life says goodnight just respond 'sleep tight'.

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This story gets me every time.

A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. “Your son is here,” she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient’s eyes opened.

Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man’s limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement.

The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed. All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man’s hand and offering him words of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile. He refused.

Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetings, the cries and moans of the other patients. Now and then she heard him say a few gentle words. The dying man said nothing, only held tightly to his son all through the night.

Along towards dawn, the old man died. The Marine released the now lifeless hand he had been holding and went to tell the nurse. While she did what she had to do, he waited.

Finally, she returned. She started to offer words of sympathy, but the Marine interrupted her, “Who was that man?” he asked.

The nurse was startled, “He was your father,” she answered.

“No, he wasn't,” the Marine replied. “I never saw him before in my life.”

“Then why didn't you say something when I took you to him?”

“I knew right away there had been a mistake, but I also knew he needed his son, and his son just wasn't here. When I realized that he was too sick to tell whether or not I was his son, knowing how much he needed me, I stayed. I came here tonight to find a Mr. William Grey. His Son was killed in Iraq today, and I was sent to inform him. What was this Gentleman’s Name? “

The nurse with tears in her eyes answered, “Mr. William Grey………”

The next time someone needs you… just be there.

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rd posted on April 12, 2010 @ 2:03am
skiggs posted on November 26, 2009 @ 10:16pm
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