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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 4:12am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 7:56pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 1:41am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 12:59am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 7:40pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2017 @ 2:09am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 1:46am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 7:45am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2016 @ 6:03am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 4:06am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 1:12am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 7:11pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 7:41pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 4:02am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 3:56am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 2:09am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2016 @ 12:44am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2016 @ 6:08am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2016 @ 4:00am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2016 @ 6:04am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 1:02am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2017 @ 10:46pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2016 @ 5:18am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 12:57am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2016 @ 4:37am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 1:17am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 7:35pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 8:17pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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