Except kids falling off bikes, ♥♥♥♥, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about your kids.
"It's like algebra...why you gotta put numbers and letters together. Why can't you just go ♥♥♥♥ yourself?
♥♥♥♥ Lemony Snicket, what a serious of unfortunate events you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ been through you ugly ♥♥♥♥.
Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?
You wanna 68? That's when you go down on me... And I'll owe ya one.
You're made of spare parts aren't you, bud?
Just call me cake, cause I'm going straight to your ass.
Pump the brakes; you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on?" "What sort of backwards ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ padgentry is that?" "You going to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?
"I haven't seen this sort of ♥♥♥♥♥♥' bedlam since we fired candles at coyotes that night and caught one right in the butthole ♥♥♥♥, ran out the back porch and dropped seven shades of ♥♥♥♥ in dad's workboots