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Recent reviews by Chronic J

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13.6 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
Sega Saturn, best console ever. Fact. Exhibit A - Nights into Dreams. Get yourself some, mah boi.

Posted 10 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
46.4 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Myst meets Kerbal Space Program.

Words simply cannot express how terrifying this game is for me. Just play it already, you will enjoy it.
Posted 2 July, 2023.
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62.8 hrs on record (57.0 hrs at review time)
Booty Souls.

Baby got back. There is enough there there that you can grab hold and really dig in to 'er. 8/10 soulslike, 11/10 skeet skeet.
Posted 10 April, 2023.
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324.0 hrs on record (16.6 hrs at review time)
It positively blows my mind that in the year of our lord, 2023, a game crashes as much as this one does. That sixteen hours I have? Barely touched the game because I cannot get anywhere before it crashes. Complete and utter madness, my own fault for not listening to what everyone was telling me, fun game from what I played so maybe buy it on sale on the chance it does not crash for you. DO BETTER NEXT TIME!!!! You named your company "Rockstar" for gods sake....start acting like one already.
Posted 4 April, 2023.
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12.0 hrs on record (11.2 hrs at review time)
Best game ever, the end.
Posted 5 February, 2023.
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86.5 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Late For Work Simulator.
Posted 20 October, 2022.
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0.1 hrs on record
Best $0.54 I have ever spent.
Posted 24 June, 2022.
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60.6 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
This. This right here is some old school Squaresoft (we're talking way back) JRPG goodness. Great characters, great story, great battle system, it plays fast enough that you do not get bored trying to slog through much grinding, fantastic soundtrack, memorable themes, invokes emotion, it looks amazing, it does your dishes, it mows your lawn, it makes you sandwiches.

If you enjoyed Final Fantasy 1 - 7 (8, LOL), Chrono Trigger, Secret of Mana, the entire Seiken Densetsu series, the SaGa series, Bahamut Lagoon, Final Fantasy Tactics, Xenogears, all that good ol' fashioned Squaresoft goodness, do yourself a favor, buy this game.
Posted 30 January, 2022.
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66 people found this review helpful
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0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Got this game for free, did not know what the hell it was. Did not read anything, barely looked at one screen capture, went in blind. Damn fun game you got here. Sort messes with your head too.
Posted 17 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.8 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
I like Terminator, I enjoyed every Terminator movie, I really enjoyed the Terminator TV show. I like this Terminator game, easily the best one I have played although I am not sure that is saying much. If you are a Terminator fan and an FPS fan, you will probably have a good time with this game. It knows how to build Terminator style tension which is really enjoyable. Music is Terminator, sound is Terminator, look is Terminator, story is very Terminator which is worth the price of admission alone.

TL;DR - It's Terminator.
Posted 27 November, 2021. Last edited 30 December, 2023.
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