+rep, good and fast trader (and friendly :D)

Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So i started doing the same thing to them in funerals.

Some girls are happy just to flick the bean when they're alone, but I can't get off without having my fist in my stench trench and a 15" spiked vibrator up my chocolate starfish. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his tenderloin truncheon made my minge monsoon flow like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. I awoke the next morning with my clam-flavoured pothole still weeping. I thought it was over but his blind butler had other ideas. He munched on my open-faced ham sandwich, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. Within no time, I could feel the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Da Vinci load dripping from my old dirt road and all over my clap flaps.

The type of guy that gets caught looking at someones ass and blames it on aim assist.

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