Tall-tinger!🧍‍♂️🔔
Can you 🥺 help me 🙏 ting?🔔
I'm Jack-o-Tinger 🐰 🪽 🔔 a Jack-o'-Lantern 🎃 artist! 🧑‍🎨
I'm 🐰 🪽 working ⚒️ on my masterpiece 🖼️ ting 🔔
But ☝️ scary 😦 monsters 👹 are hoarding 💎 all 🌎 the best ✨ pumpkins 🎃 ting 😔 🔔
Can 🥺 you 🧍‍♂️ get me 🐰 🪽 a pumpkin 🎃 for my 🙏 masterpiece 🖼️ ting? 🔔

Look 👀 tall-tinger 🧍‍♂️🔔 A pumpkin 🎃 wagon! 🚕
I'll 😤 tell 🗣️ you 🫵 how 📖 to use it 💪 ting! 🔔

Ting 🔔 ting! 🔔 Let's 👏 go! 👏
The wagon's 🚕 stopping! 🛑 You 🫵 need more 📈 pumpkins 🎃 ting! 🔔

nerd

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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don't share my secret chicken nugget recipe to anyone!

super duper secret chicken nugget recipe:

1 cup all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon seasoned salt
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
2 large eggs
2 cup seasoned breadcrumbs
2 chicken breasts, cut into small pieces
Vegetable oil, for frying
Ketchup, for serving

In a plastic bag, mix the flour, seasoned salt and some salt and pepper. In a bowl, mix the eggs with 2 tablespoons water. In a separate bowl, add the breadcrumbs.
Shake the chicken pieces in the bag to coat. In batches, dip them in the egg wash, then in the breadcrumbs.
Heat about 2 inches of vegetable oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat until a few breadcrumbs dropped in the oil start to sizzle immediately. Fry the chicken, in batches if needed, until golden brown and cooked through, a couple minutes per side. Drain on a paper towel and serve with ketchup.