The Tower of Power - Too Sweet to be Sour

Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat a stinking billy goat in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

You wanna be the man? You gotta beat the man...

I am the best there is, there ever was, and ever will be.

Want some... COME GET SOME!

Don't like me... BITE ME!

Mess with the best, BURN like the REST!

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum.

I'm the man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour. I'm the reflection of perfection, the number one selection. I am the sensation of the nation. The number-one creation. I am the women's pet, the men's regret. What you see is what you get. And what you don't see is better yet.

I'm a pyromaniac!

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.