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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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One day i was walking out of the local comedy club and i saw this dude pack a toilet paper roll full of garbage. He then put on his best Seth Rogan impression (which was very good) and tried to sell it to me as a huge blunt. I thought he was just doing an act cuz the comedy club. So i told him only after takes a hit of it. So i lit his "blunt" and he stared me in the eye and sucked down half that toilet paper roll.

I gave him $5 for the other half