性欲 最近的評論

I don't think that's tobacco in those cigs

Bunch of random assets scattered throughout the map ✅
Story that makes you fall asleep ✅
E-girl hired for narration ✅
Walking ✅

Now that's a Tonguç Bodur game everybody likes!

Walking sim with 6 cheesy quotes. The game is not even screenshot-worthy, literally the only reason why I bought it.

You know, I have to say it. Donald Trump. Wonderful guy, really wonderful guy. I knew him in high school, he was the greatest high school student. Really great student, got lots of women. Lots of women, not a single guy. I’ll come right out and say that I’m a woman. Great woman, maybe the greatest woman in history. The left, they say it’s Marie Curie or Rosa Parks, but that’s fake news. I’m the greatest woman, amazing tits, very tight ♥♥♥♥♥. I haven’t got a penis, but if I did it would be huge. I’d have a huge penis, just like the one Mr. Trump has in those amazing pants of his.

Anyways, as I was saying before the liberals tried to cancel me, Donald’s a great guy. Very hot, hottest guy you’ll ever meet. That tan skin, you know, you can always see it, his amazing tan skin, well it covers his entire body. Whole body golden brown, all the way to the tip of his enormous penis. And his penis, have I mentioned that it’s massive? I believe it’s twenty or so inches— and I say inches, not centimeters. The left, they want to switch over to centimeters, but that’s only so they can say a bigger number when they describe their tiny little ♥♥♥♥♥. Ha! Liberal ♥♥♥♥♥, can’t stand ‘em. Liberals have the worst ♥♥♥♥♥. Nothing like Trump’s.

And I’m not Trump, just for the record. The left will try and slander and cancel this post saying that it’s just one of his amazing alternate accounts, but I’m not Trump. I could only wish to be so great. Great man, that Trump.

But what I was saying is that Trump, the guy can really ♥♥♥♥. Liberals, they have pathetic ‘lovemaking’ and ‘woke sex.’ But Trump, he ♥♥♥♥♥. I had the great pleasure of a one night stand with him during my senior year (I was above 18, of course. Trump, that great moral man, he wouldn’t do anything with a minor. Not attractive whatsoever, minors. They have these gross, perky tits and horribly tight vaginas, a great man like Donald would want nothing to do with them.) Anyways, in my senior year, Trump bent me over his incredible mahogany desk. Great desk, very solid. It went on for hours, greatest sex of my life. I was screaming the whole time, had at least fifty orgasms. He gives great orgasms, Trump does. The greatest orgasms. You should try ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ him sometime, it will be great. Really a great ♥♥♥♥♥♥, that Donald is.

If you’re a man, of course, and you want to apply to ♥♥♥♥ Trump, well you’ll have to apply separately. He’s not gay, Trump. Though if he was gay, he’d be a pretty great gay. The best gay. No, gay guys have to apply separately and their applications will be automatically rejected. Trump, that handsome man, doesn’t want to ♥♥♥♥ men. He doesn’t want to hear their pathetic little moans as he slams his massive ♥♥♥♥ again and again into their tight boyholes. On another note, another note entirely, after a man submits his application, he should head over to the White House immediately. So he can be rejected in person. Trump gives great rejections, I highly recommend you gay men put in an application just for that.

Anyways, that’s all I wanted to say. The left will cancel me for speaking the truth, they always do that. Gotta hate em, gotta hate em. Hot sexy woman over and out.

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing a trollface mask and black morph suit. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as your mother (after I have sexual intercourse with her) and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my morph suit. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Cover yourself in oil." He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "You mad bro?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his ♥♥♥♥, but he instead shouted "We do a little trolling!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came. His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to ♥♥♥♥ you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his ♥♥♥ off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Trollface."

Careful with whatchu say 🫵🗣️ ＣＯＣＫ is watching 🐔🐔🐔👁️ and he ain't take NO prisoners 😤🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ keep them cheeks TIGHT ➰. ＣＯＣＫ A DOODLE DOO🐔🐔💯💯

Basically a remaster of FlatOut 2 for Xbox 360 with some minor changes. I still prefer the original as its more vibrant and has a better soundtrack. I remember, back in the day, my computer couldn't run the game so this is the first time I gave it a try. To be fair, I didn't miss out on much.

Huge kudos to the devs for adding achievements, trading cards and workshop support to the game after 15 years, better late than never. One can only wonder where the franchise would be, if Team 6 never took over and created the abomination called FlatOut 3.

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Rumor has it that if you get all the quiz answers correct, you will become the next pope.

Simple yet super fun racing game, where not only your time matters but also your precision. The game can be played both alone or in a party, it's enjoyable either way. You won't get easily bored as the game has a ton of maps to offer and diverse vehicle customization. After playing it for a while, I can safely say that I suck at parking now.