Sekh: If hilter was a cute peacock hed still be cute so there

Cinos Ruddertail: Zeno + Mick: Rubbing alcohol is seriously not bad for you, no worse than normal alcohol :P

Syrinx: I just met a horse taur, thats like, 1.5 horses.

Syrinx: Wipe his big greasy mechanical nuts all over my cockpit

Syrinx: lets not revist that it was a very dark time in my life
Kite: that was five minutes ago

Podoboo: blops 3 is so gud
Podoboo ~(=^‥^)ฅ: *flies a rainbow coaster to homoland*

Sparra Wingshard, [17.01.16 01:37]
I would lick soup off @pathia though~

Subi: There is not enough room for all the shaders in my tiny kobold brain

MasterHand: Mech just wants to watch the boring asian man play cards all night.

Xasyr: drunk people don't get hungry

Xasyr: boi♥♥♥♥♥

Cyg: My one goal in life right now is to put my ♥♥♥♥ in Claire from the test kitchen

Sparra: Wow, don't try to deny us swaying tits

Wolfret D. Caigan: Given majority of my destructions are someone ramming me from behind with a vehicle 10x my mass

Xen: I really wanna learn how to walk like a castlevania hero sprite

Felix: Dota, worse than Agent Orange

Pathia: It was the middle ages, they didn't believe in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Killer: where is the floor

Muriat: I am having maple glazed porn chops waft corn and some aspergers
Muriat: I'm not sure how good this porn is going to be
Muriat: Porn
Muriat: Pork
Muriat: Thus porn is a pretty raw deal :(
Muriat: ........
Muriat: Kite that better not go on your steak page

11:37 PM - Haroquen ~{SR}~: Judges are the ones who rule what evidence is permissible, what arguments may be presented to the jury, and over all how the course of the case unfolds. The Jury is a bit like a five year old, the Judge is the baby sitter, and the two sides are pedophiles who both want the five year old to take their candy.

Lost B-Day Burd: *stokes it* never again

Lost: All you can eat booze!
Lost: It flow like river!
Lost: Straight to your mouth!

Lost: I'm gonna tune your nipples like an AM radio buddy


Andreus: Like, if you're a hot girl in the furry fandom
Andreus: People will suck your ♥♥♥♥.

Andreus: The gay agenda is real. I actually do want to ruin christian values and corrupt children.

Andreus: Faust, you're going to need to relax your sphincter.

Andreus: Killer, surely you've been raped by a tree at least once?

Echo: I just ram him in the tail with the 20mm

Tiger, Patron Saint of Tigers: If I wanted to fap to people dying, I'd watch the videos of the twin towers falling
Tiger, Patron Saint of Tigers: Not a squirrel sucking a rabbit into its ass

RollingEye: Wow vodka, that's a real man's drin-no wait that's still for women.

Purplecat: WHY DID I THROW AWAY THOSE RAGS
Purplecat: bleeding to death now

Nynn: I just assume all vaginas are haunted.
Nynn: it has served me well so far in my life
Nynn: I mean, think about it, what else could explain them producing little slime-covered people?
Nynn: they're haunted.

Nynn: if I was a bird then I couldn't be a fox so I couldn't respond to everything with "I'm a fox :3" and that would be literally the end of the world.

12:33 PM - Nynn: I just had my healer I rolled with, and we gave no ♥♥♥♥♥ about DPS
12:33 PM - Nynn: they're basically not even people

9:12 PM - Xats bachelorthesis-cat: bleh unity is mean >:
9:17 PM - Owashii: AC Unity?
9:17 PM - Xats bachelorthesis-cat: no
9:17 PM - Xats bachelorthesis-cat: Unity Unity
9:17 PM - Xats bachelorthesis-cat: like the thing that they might aswell had made ACU in

Mech: Everyone knows dragons are just tryhard lizards.

Gami: i can move my white pylon to kill that priest thing
Gami: what happens when my piece reaches the other end ?
Gami: does it get kinged ? xD

10:25 AM - Ney: started from the bottom
10:25 AM - Ney: now we here
10:25 AM - ¡! Garwin The Dragon !¡: Took it in the bottom
10:25 AM - ¡! Garwin The Dragon !¡: Now I'm queer

10:19 AM - ❤๖ۣۣۜۜHusky ҉❤: R.I.P my vaginity

Kite: Just give my ♥♥♥♥ an indian rugburn

11:03 AM - Haroquen ~{SR}~: The real Morgan Freeman died in '97. He's been replaced with slowly aging black men every few years.