Listen here, Resto. I am a member of the powerful Russian mafia, and I have eyes and ears everywhere. Make one wrong move against me and you won't like it. My associates will not hesitate to take swift and ruthless action against you. You do not want to be on our bad side. Trust me, the consequences will be severe. So, think twice before crossing me. Remember, messing with the Russian mafia is not a game. Choose wisely, or face the wrath of a powerful organization that will stop at nothing to protect its members.

Oh, No1 Resto Druid Night elf Female. I saw you farm morning on tiktok. I have never seen something more impressive than watching that sweatlord crumble in embarrassment after being utterly destroyed by the best woman in NA, (the world if you ask me). I saw the way you elegantly mixed your drags and accels into a wondrous combo of destruction. Watching your streams each night you were online and spectating you cut through bliss like butter. I see the real you, the powerful woman beneath your shiny plates of metal armor. I can see the strong, brave, talented, woman under your raw mordhau power.

I want you to hold me in a fetal position for hours and stare into my eyes as I look back. Look deep into my soul and claim what is yours. I want you to bring me chickens as gifts and kill them in front of me to show me your strength. I don't want children because I want you all to myself. I want to marry you and then have you break my heart and then get back together because I just can't resist you, even if you're bad for me. I can only pray that one day you'll see me like I see you, the one and only for me.

-rep After a good game in mordhau, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a mord lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ???? push against my leg. I acceled him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was ♥♥♥♥. Don't trust this guy.

So nice! Carried me in mythic+ 10 Bracken-hide Hollow!

You’re kinda cute… you feint here often? Sorry I couldn’t help but see you across the battlefield and I was wondering… maybe we could duel sometime? I- of course you don’t have to if you don’t want to, it’s just that you’re so hot and I’d love to see your wessex, b-but only if you’re interested.