And now...

A very special love story...

with Lord Tourettes.

(The animation starts showing a forest, with a sign: ♥♥♥♥ Piss Fart Woods)

Lord Tourettes: ♪ Listen close for this tale is true now I shall sing a ♥♥♥♥! (censoring as F#%$) for you. (giggles)

A long time ago, farrrr away, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥! sun rose quite so gay.

That is me, Lord Tourettes I am, who feasted on innards like jam!

In the distance, I saw her TITS!, not to mention her NAUGHTY! bits. *horny laughter* (within story)

I grabbed a new hat from the wall, hoping soon she'd be on my BALLS! (laughs)

But don't say that to a lady, it's so crass & ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (censoring as F$*%&#@) SHADY! (giggles)

She swung those TITS! & walked away, but I pulled my guitar to play! (giggles)

I should have known it was music, that'd get her aaaaall up on my ♥♥♥♥!

The next ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! spring, we were wed, at long last, she was in my bed.

I buttered up her up with a song (SOUNDS OF FOREST ANIMALS HAVING SEX FEROCIOUSLY) (giggles), as she stripped out of her '''THONG! (spring noise)

I love you, I sang with good pitch, now... ♪

...It's my turn to make you my... ♥♥♥♥♥! (which gets censored)

(Lord Tourettes's eyes goes completly red as he throws the woman downward onto the bed, into some kind of dark place, where it resembles to some kind of hell as fire & hallucinations are shown.)

CAUSE I'M GONNA ♥♥♥♥ YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥ TILL IT EXPLODES WITH A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MILLION BABIES!

YOU CAN'T WALK AWAY! YOU'RE IN MY SEX DUNGEON NOW ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

(While Lord Tourettes is saying that, some entirely (censored) subtitles appears on the bottom of the screen)

'''('''''Demonic laugh) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HA! HAAA!! HAAAA!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

(The screen now shows Red & Blue sitting on a couch, both with shocked faces, staring at Lord Tourettes, who was actually next to a television, showing in the screen how him & Gelato's Momma were having sex.)

Lord Tourettes: (giggles) And that's the story of the 1st time I had sex! Did ya like it?

Red: We weren't even talking about that! (Brief pause) Wait, go back to the part with the boobs.

- Episode Ends (almost)-

Lord Tourettes: The end.

Blue: (Red looks at him, his voice is auto tuned.) Be fine, shawtayyyy!

-Episode really ends-