Recent reviews by Gustav von Klödhöpperstein

HOG: CRANKED ✓
PANTS: SHID ✓
BARB: LEFT ✓
GOB: BLESSED ✓

I tame way too many things. 11/10 -IGN

I haven't spent a whole lot of time with the game since getting it on Steam, but gosh dang if I haven't spent a few hundred hours playing it before Steam. This game is great, and if you disagree, you should feel bad.

Ya know, I really like this game. But at this point in time, I honestly couldn't care less if the game is good or complete trash. Because I'm dipping a cherry flavored candy cane into a giant can of cherry Kool-Aid mix, and it is the most delicious and unhealthy thing I've done in a long time. 10/10.
The game is probably about a 5/7.

I dunno.... It's like, Terraria in space or something. It's awesome. I love it, but I hate it. But I love it. It's like crack or meth, but more fun, and without the loss of teeth, weight, and self respect.

I mean, it's a good game, but I can't see myself ever having over 100 hours into it....