Приходит один мужик к другому.

- Петрович, помнишь у тебя зимой аниме-кукла пропала?

- Ну.

- У меня две новости: плохая и хорошая…

- Давай плохую.

- Мы её нашли. В реке утонула.

- А хорошая?

- Мы с неё ведро осьминогов сняли.

Anime? Could you be any more of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless nerd? Seriously. I know people like that who go to my high school, they wish their whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lives were anime. Probably because their parents got divorced and TOTALLY DON'T CARE when they come home and announce that they're gay or something.

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