- I failed at watching cartoons
- I mastered creative writing without ever learning how to read
- Parents gave me dead goldfish to teach me responsibility
- Father wanted me to be more physically active, so I convicted them to take me for a ski trip. As a result they approved me being more active and raised my allowance.
- For that allowance I bought a bulletin board so I can grind more efficiently and snack bars to stove off my depression from working too hard.

The music at infant stage is just waaaay too kitsch.

10/10 like a real life. Would grind to gain parent's approval again

- I failed at watching cartoons - I mastered creative writing without ever learning how to read - Parents gave me dead goldfish to teach me responsibility - Father wanted me to be more physically active, so I convicted them to take me for a ski trip. As a result they approved me being more active and raised my allowance. - For that allowance I bought a bulletin board so I can grind more efficiently and snack bars to stove off my depression from working too hard. The music at infant stage is just waaaay too kitsch. 10/10 like a real life. Would grind to gain parent's approval again