Recent reviews by morbidredhead8

So. I've just started playing this game. I'm not the best at the body mechanics and the point system, but I'm learning. I was talking to the Inquisitor after the witch burning where he told me about his dead wife and son who died in a huge fire. Terrible, right?

So afterwards, I'm just going about my business exploring the newly opened area. After a minute, I find a buried corpse with a green skull icon in the info. Remembering the convo I had with the zombie in my basement, I assume it's one of his buddies, cause "green=zombie, rite?"

So I get an exhumation permission and dig up the body. It's apparently not a zombie, the green just means it's in terrible condition. Anyway, I figure I should try to fix it up anyway. I removed the fat and blood, but that didn't help, so I said ♥♥♥♥ it and took the meat too.

My friend, who was watching me play, was curious about the body, so he looked it up.

Turns out the body I dug up was THE INQUISITOR'S WIFE. I DUG UP and DEFILED THE BODY OF HIS WIFE .5 SECONDS AFTER HE EXPLAINED HER HORRIBLE DEATH IN A FIRE.

I AM A MONSTER.

Anyway I couldn't exactly stop there. The evidence was there. So I cremated her and immediately sold the burial certificate.

Yup. That's about how my run is going.

Thank you to this game for reminding me I am not as smart as I think I am. Needed that reality check today

a wonderland where best girls and sussy bakas abound. also stuffed bunny in a diaper, I guess.

This game serves as my daily reminder that David Cage is one horny dude.

Love the game though and so glad I finally get to play it! If you have a weaker computer/laptop, it might lag and stutter, but overall plays pretty well. If you're able to run Beyond Two Souls on steam, then you'll have no problem with this one.

birb.
I named my character birb.
Birb Dirb.







My life is in shambles



..... 10/10

Why my guy so hornee?



10/10. Best game.

I have returned to review what might be the best sequel since Deadpool 2 or Halloweentown: Calabar's Revenge.

In the second installment to the Super Seducer Multiverse, created by Richard (our deity) himself, we now get to hear an actual woman's opinions. Until this point, I didn't know that women (such as myself) could have those... what a time we live in. She helps to spread the good word of Richard, who reminds men that helping an old woman who has fallen over = copious amounts of coitus, and teaches women what we should and should not be attracted to. Decisions are hard for us women, and Richard understands that.

Thank you, Richard. For showing us the way.
Sincerely (again),
No woman ever.

Came for the ghost hunting; stayed for the 45 minutes of trying to make the paint cans in the lobby into a tower with my friends at 3 in the morning.

Would recommend.

As a woman, this game has taught me that I really do not know what I want from a man, nor am I equipped to decide. At the end of the day, our Prometheus, Richard, knows what is best for me. Next time someone approaches me in a bar and viciously tries to separate me from my friend, I will not give it a second thought. Thank you, Super Seducer. God Bless America.
Sincerely,
No Woman Ever