Day 1510, we still remember our lord and savior

Day 966, mustard is still missing. RIP

MUSTARD I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!1

You've been dead for almost 2 years now. It seemed like only yesterday we were making love in the treetops of Uganda, your long, curly hair flapping in the breeze while we let our inhibitions...and clothes...fall to the wind.

I miss you so much, darling. I'll never forgive the driver of that automatic hay-baler for crashing into your house during that albino-midget sex party we were having for your 15th birthday.

Cherish you 4 evuh.

rip in peace sweet prince

LFTFLCS