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TRASH ASS GAME DON'T DOWNLOAD THIS SHET!

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F* IS THIS GAME? it is a complete disgrace.** This game is an absolute ABOMINATION—DON’T YOU DARE BUY THIS ST**, it’s a total waste of your time, your patience, and your soul. If you value your sanity in any way, STAY THE HELL AWAY from this travesty.

You grind for HOURS, building your character to be an absolute GOD, ready to take on anything. Then what happens? You’re cruising through a room, mobs are DEAD, shields are FULL, health is STACKED, and suddenly—OUTTA NOWHERE, YOU JUST DIE. NO WARNING. NO REASON. NO ENEMY. JUST DEAD. It’s like the game’s actively trying to ruin your life.

Like, what kind of sick joke is this? I’m sitting there, putting my blood, sweat, and tears into this game, and then I get erased from existence by literally NOTHING. You can’t even say it’s a bug, because it happens so often. It’s as if the game’s spiteful. WHO EVEN DESIGNED THIS??