If I owned the Hand Held Portal Device, I would create two portals, then run between them so fast that time would run backwards (kinda like superman) then I would go to Isaac Newton under the tree, put a portal underneath the famous apple and one right next to it, confusing the bejeezus out of him, causing a temporal paradox, that destroys all of existance


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