Prologue
Not only was the game Soda Drinker Pro©, the best game I have ever played, but it has changed my life forever.

Before I discovered this game, I was a very average 568-pound man living in my Mom’s attic. One day by chance, I discovered the game Soda Drinker Pro©, I had just received my allowance from my mom so I decided to buy it and that’s when my life changed.

Chapter 1: Enlightenment
I loaded up the game and entered the first level. I loaded into a park with a soda in hand, it was just a cool breeze and an ice-cold soda. I loved it. I have never been a person to like the great outdoors, but walking through a park with an ice-cold soda felt so natural to me. I decided to close the game as I wanted to savor this marvelous game. The next morning I went out to the park to walk around and enjoy the breeze and morning dew. This became a habit to me and before I knew it a year has passed, I have lost 347 pounds and I felt great, but it wasn’t enough, I needed more.

Chapter 2: Chronic Soda Addiction
I was losing weight and I was moving out of my mom's attic, so far this soda drinking simulator changed my life, but my life still lacked meaning, so I decided to pick the game up again and play the next level. This time I tried something different, I payed more attention to the soda instead of the surrounding area and I asked myself the question "what makes this game so beautiful?" Then it hit me, the soda. I decided from this point forward I would only drink soda.

Chapter 3: Morbid Obesity
It's been 2 years since the start of soda addiction. All I can say is I don't regret any of this.

Epilogue
The doctor says I have a rare condition and I have ten days to live. To conclude this review, I think soda drinker was amazing, it changed my life in fact. If I had the oppurtunity to relive this entire experience, I would. Anyways, I love this game so much.

2/5