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Hi, I think you left your other toe at work today. Do you mind coming to pick it up after Church? Thanks.

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No ur thiccer

This guys has like 1 toe and he always tries to stick it in ya ass. Don't let that toe near you otherwise it'll attach to your anus and you wont ever get it out.

btw thats a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ unironic profile description

My dream: Is to see most people ( ~90% ) burn in hell for a really really long time ( like a lot ) and tease them with stuff from heaven while laughing 24/7 at them and be their torturer, which is going to happen as there are too many proofs to think otherwise.
oh and i don't give a ♥♥♥♥ of what people think about me, i love the salt.
I don't mind hitting girls if they deserve it, i hate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the most and i know that those have a special place in hell.
i may seem calm and cool but am more than just a monster inside as i wouldn't care of what happens to me and i wouldn't be able to stop my self to get at sm1 i deslike, but i would die for a good person with out having any second thoughts at the same time.
Any one who deslikes me for this and decides to stop talking to me would only make my day and i'd never be happier, i don't ever get hurt from these things.
There was no need to say any of this as in the end it will all go my way.

This guy stole all my money but he was real nice about it so id let him rob me any day

This guy is a fantastic person who everyone loves. He has manly toes that you can choke on.

Hey, son!

Just wanted to say I'm proud of you even though I found all those pictures of naked wolf men (furros? i think?) on your home PC computer last week !!!

moderate affections,
dad

dont trust this guy, scammed me out of all my Robux :/

This guy has one of the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥ ive ever seen. He ripped me apart into 500 different pieces with the tip of his ♥♥♥♥ alone.

coome home ugly

my ♥♥♥♥ is for nice girls ONLY

donht kis my ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥

hey pizza dwight shut the ♥♥♥♥ up

Hey i'll kiss those lower female lips if you kiss my male upper lips ;)

hey you cant touch me im egril give me money first

Ugh This is a good sign Calarts is taking over the world with sjws everywhere. See look what Anita Sarceesian said about women in video games. Well you know what? I don't think there should be women in video games seriously. Like they are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that dump a gentleman gamer like me at high school prom I miss when cartoons where manly and my step dad didn't beat me and my parents weren't divorced. Trying to make kids all weak and ♥♥♥♥. Seriously the video games are sucking the bone marrow the of them all because people drink soy and watch Steven Universe and promote race mixing !!

ok

♥♥♥♥ my wife

This backstabbing piece of ♥♥♥♥ went into business together with me, little did i know he was back stabbing piece of ♥♥♥♥. I gave him the brilliant idea of making lemons into a juice (outlandish i know but my IQ is over 178). This piece of ♥♥♥♥ then took a knife and proceeded to stab me 69 times in the ♥♥♥♥, while taking my idea over to the ol' patton shop and pattoning the idea for himself. Now this horse ♥♥♥♥ lover is making billions off of my idea. I went home to mommy that day and cried into her lap for hours. I got two-hundred good boy points that day and was able to exchange them in for some delicious tendies. We go to get my tendies and you know what I see? The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lemon juice that I told this stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about. This chad gets all the ladies now with my idea and hasn't even shared one. NOT ONE WITH ME. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHADS THESE DAYS NEVER LET US NICE GUYS HAVE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD THING IN OUR LIVES.

This killer hooked me then tried to get me to eat his ass. He didnt even ask first.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ killer who tunneled me and camped the hook so hard all my friends died

♥♥♥♥♥ i got no KNEES

i have no toes

This ugly told me he wouldn't lick widowmaker's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Like cmon dude get with the times.

hey ♥♥♥♥♥ when are you gonna vore me ??????????

I agree with Larry. This person is totally fine going around claiming I dont eat spaghettios like a heathen, but can't accept the fact that eating ass is a sin against God. Sinner.

This guy eats nut

this man said he'd eat my ass then never ponied up. Im still waiting for him to eat these peaches out of my ass they soggy.

this man kissed me and left me for dead TWICE

Number🔢 1️⃣5️⃣: 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 foot👣 lettuce🥗. The last🥉 thing you'd👉 want in👇 your👉 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 🅱️urger🍔 is someone's👤 foot👣 fu🆖us🤢🤮. 🅱️ut🍑 as🍑 it turns↩️ out, that might 🅱️e what you👉 get. A 4️⃣channer🍀👤 uploaded a 🅿️hoto📷📸 🅰️nonymously👤❓ to the site showcasing his🚹 feet👣 in👇 a 🅿️lastic bin🚮 of lettuce🥗🤮. With the statement🗣: "This👇 is the lettuce🥗 you👉 eat 🅰️t 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴."😱😱 🅰️dmittedly, he🚹 had shoes👣👟 on. But🍑 that's even🤭 worse😱😷. The 🅿️ost went live at 1️⃣1️⃣:3️⃣8️⃣ PM on July🎆🎇 1️⃣6️⃣, and a mere 2️⃣0️⃣ minutes🕤 later, the 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 in👇 question❓ was 🅰️lerted👂 to the rogue👤 employee👤. At least, I👁 hope he's🚹 rogue. How😨 did it🤔 happen🧐🧐?

thanks i hate it

wow you really know how to treat a guy right ;))))))))))))

i didnt say i eat ass, i said i'd fist you what the ♥♥♥♥ bro

bet

eat my entire ass you ♥♥♥♥

aight aight we cool?

HOMIE I AINT GAY LIKE THAT I WOONT ♥♥♥♥ A PIZZA DWIGHT LOOKIN ASS ♥♥♥♥♥ AIGHT HOP OFF MY ♥♥♥♥

i mean ion even know what i gotta say, this dude just admitted to sucking ♥♥♥♥ so hes big gay
end of argument

i aint a hacker i m just a dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥
you thought i was SMART enough to hack
you fool
eat ♥♥♥♥ and die ugly

this dude claims to be an absolute unit but this ♥♥♥♥♥ has no belly jiggle. so YEAH i DID ♥♥♥♥ a fatass clown but at least i never lied about it you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

The cutest trap I've ever seen, he won't put out at first but feed him compliments and you're in.

this pizza dwight kissed me and then ran away, leaving me with his 3 children while he went and died. DO NOT TRUST HIM!!!!!

i cant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read

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