1900, man is born.
1901, The wheel is born.
1903, the wheel has reached their apex.
The by-cycle is invented by the Ringling Brothers.
1904, Fire is invented in my garage.
1905, Bejamin Frankmin flys a ghost in a lightman storm, the ghost grabs a lightman from the sky where it is stole by Thomas Hiddleston.

The Big Nap occurs.

1969, a year long celebration of the year.
Haha, 69.
1989, the Burlin wall falls, symbolically ending the cold war, relieving years of tension between the east and west.
1991, Doctor Pizza invents the hamburger.
1996 Alexander Flemming leaves a moldy sandwich over night, accidentally adding an extra ingredient, CHEMICAL X.
Creating the Power Puff Girls.

2014, The singularity comes.
2015, Doctor Pizza creates a black hole in the center of the Earth, moving our earth through a worm hole into a different galaxy.
2017, civilization as we know it is falling apart.
2018, Dr. Pizza makes Earth his new kingdom, and uses all of its materials to make his castle.
2031, Earth has run out of resources, and is planned to be destroyed by Dr. Pizza.
2050, this is the last day we have, i am writing this book in hopes of it being the only evidence that we ever existed, i am sending it back in time with my only son, Tim. Tim is to warn everyone of the future events that are going to ensue, and save our planet.
I must prey he is smart enough to know his responsibilities, and not mess up.
Tim, you are our last hope.
Please do not waste this last chance the earth has to be saved.