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¡ byteframe 🤧 is just ! 22 jul 2019 om 9:10

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A police officer on a motorcycle pulls alongside a man driving around the M25 in an open-topped sports car and flags him down. The policeman solemnly approaches the car.
"Sir, I'm sorry to tell you your wife fell out a mile back", he says.
"Oh, thank goodness", the man replies. "I thought I was going deaf."
ㅤ* Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
ㅤ* So I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said, "Those are pickled onions".
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...