Let's play Webfishing!

are you guys going trick or treating?

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

Do you like library of ruina

+rep I see him in the corner of my eyes once every 387 blinks. Other than that he's got the powerful thighs of a racehorse so I'm dropping rep

-rep he did not wake up and get fresh as hell on a Monday

-rep skrunkly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

-rep wet and fat

sopping wet

based and -pilled

im going to make love to your maternal care taker

-rep shield

shield ♥♥♥♥♥♥

-rep fat

+rep maximum prison sentence

He doesn't know it quite yet, but I'm naked and nasty right now

-rep he killed my dog

-rep lowtiergod hater

+rep Gave the pope one (1) copy of Undertale.

-rep DO NOT ASK HIM ABOUT LIBRARY OF RUINA

then i ate your grandma too. gtab

-rep stole my mcdouble and ate it in front of my dieting grandma

V stolen valor

-rep fat

+rep among us

+rep Double Jointed

-rep Asked for romance advice, received several documents outlining the construction of a homemade firearm

+Rep He knows what smegma is and will gladly teach you

+rep he is in the trap butt booty naked

+rep i recall jacking off to :fella: at least three times a night for a week straight. every breathing moment i thought about :fella: as if it were the only thing on earth. i would beat my ♥♥♥♥ till it was numb and tender, pulsing in pain. :fella: truly made me feel alive. i love :fella: as if it were my own child. :fella: saved me from my depression. i ejaculated on my :fella: bodypillow so much it can stand on its own.

+rep bosnia will fall

-rep killed my wife after i asked him what the fastest route to the nearest waffle house is

Still the best maongus player I know

+rep he's thinking what to do

glub

+rep he lives in the woods and knows whats in the long grass

-rep not an actual monkey

-rep ate my prized ponut collection

Uh oh! You found the toothpaste! Let's get one thing clear: I can brush my teeth all by myself OKAY

+rep assisting me in uniting the Balkans

need pfp

+rep Mustafa Kemal Atatürk reincarnated Turkish hero iolite forever 💪💪💪 glory to great Ottoman Empire 😁😁😁🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

-rep too good at amogus i lost :(

Plays the vents like a fine instrument, +rep sussyiest baka ive known

+rep halal

-rep haram

+rep based sigma and world record holder in among us

+rep cracked at among us

+rep gay 2

restoring the ottoman empire, one step at a time