+rep glip glop glarp

hoe ass B1TCH and he sucks at 1s AND 2s

I invite you to visit my great nation and see for yourself what it was BEFORE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BURGLARS LOOTED IT. You double crossing snakes left us in poverty. You think you magically became an advanced civilization brimming with technological marvels? I'm not asking you. There's no room for your worthless opinion. The answer is ♥♥♥♥ NO. Almost everything that separates you from a monkey originated in Maha Bharatha. Can you even begin to comprehend the depth of that sentence? I guess not, Average Joe. If I have to make it into a list, I'll have to publish a book. So yeah. Point at me in public. Tell the world I'm an Indian. There's nothing that makes me more proud. If you can't respect this great nation, it shows who you are. You can't bring India down. I'm the newest product from the world's oldest and most experienced company. I will crush you with my left foot so hard, even the vultures wont be able to scavenge your flesh.

stupid indian

literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idek why this kid is my friend :/

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

+rep this dude is cool