Hi there, if you are reading this you have probably got bored or someone is brain washing you but i will do my best to explain who I am. If you spell my name backwards you get eel this just means i am as slippery as i am sexy deal with it, contrary to popular belief I am not an eel but a Unicorn, so I assume my parents were either blind or dumb, I currently sit on my ass and eat food, damn its a good life, when i am not doing that i sorta press buttons on a keyboard and magically a pay check arrives in my bank account, i guess that's common as i am a unicorn. When i am not teleporting across the galaxy I enjoy visiting the best black holes in the galaxy and often enjoy the hot weather of the sun.